"Some people are born a meek upbringing and rise as a shining star, only to burn out and die a cold, dark death like a neutron star. This is not the case with Matthew Feagley.

Feagley's not a man who can be easily summed up. There's somethng about this gent - and it's not his Locks of Fire, either - that makes the strongest men meek and the most beautiful woman say, "Who is that dashing beau, I must know".

He's a jetset playboy and gentleman extroirdanaire with an erudite demeanor. Coupled with an intellect only surpassed by the likes of Plato and Shakespeare, Mssr. Feagley is a well-read man with a charming yet rather Machiavellian bent.

A mystery wrapped in an enigma, his gifts are quieted by his hurricane lamp of modesty.

A pinnacle of excellence for generations of schoolchildren to idolize, I'd like to introduce the World to Sir Jameson Matthew Blankford Feagley, IV."

-Dalton K. Finney