The Bloodlit Stars is the single greatest creation of all time. For months, many thought that it was Thomas Edison who invented the Bloodlit Stars, but it wasn't. Said creation came out of the wind, like that of the most mysterious gunslinger against a painted evening sky, usually orange. If you do not like the Bloodlit Stars, it most likely that you listen to terrible music such as pop country that sound like child molesters who were given guitars. The Bloodlit Stars invented "hip pop rocktronica" years ago, and even Beck has stolen from it. Beck's great, but called his new album "hip hoptronica." A little close, don't you think? That's how amazing the Bloodlit Stars are. Even George Clinton (the most obvious inspiration for the Bloodlit Stars) will one day steal from the indie-rock-electro-hip/hop-punk-jazz-emo-folk-alternative-world sound of the righteousness that will forever loom over your household, known currently as the Bloodlit Stars. By joining this fan club, you are one step closer to being a Bloodlit All-Star, and that's better than security in Heaven or sanctity in Hell.