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Not only was Mike Tyson one of the most intriguing sports figures I idolized during the 80's and 90's, he has managed to squander an estimated 400 million dollars...and is still in debt. On top of being a convicted rapist (I still feel he was set-up), the youngest heavyweight champion ever, biting Evander's ear off, getting into fist fights during traffic altercations, and tatooing his face...he managed to find time to endorse my favorite Nintendo game of all time...Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!(R)



Why was Super Macho Man's hair gray? Was Don Flamenco a switch-hitter? What did King Hippo have under that band-aid on his stomach? Yes the questions you've always wondered about but were too scared to ask hopefully can be answered here. Nothing is taboo.



I have beaten Mike Tyson 178 times in my illustrious Punch Out!! career before I retired (I was forced to retire after this girl showed me what "french-kissing" was, and things have never been the same). I hope you enjoy this group. If you're a woman and you know what "007 373 5963" means, we can play punch out nude in my living room. You already get a cool pass for finding this group...don't fuck it up. "The speed of your fingers cannot match the strength of my fists" - Kid Dynamite "Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!" - Mike Tyson