Despite the name, this is not a group for virgins. I'm not a virgin, and I don't imagine that most people in this group are...

This is a group for the biggest losers on myspace. You know who you are. You stay at home all day...waiting for that phonecall that never comes. You're closer to your internet friends than your "real" friends. If you're that person, then Virgin Submarine is the club for you.