You belong here if 1 or more of the following apply:

1.) You've had a drink of Bakersfield tap water
2.) Had sexual intercourse in a cemetary
3.) Been to The Mint one too many times but can't remember exactly how many
4.) You received your GED from the Bakersfield Adult School (or you're continuing to work toward that goal)
5.) Strawberry Hill was once (or still is) your drink of choice
6.) Cisco was once (or still is) your drink of choice
7.) Your foster home strangely resembled a meth lab
8.) You turn into a lesbian around last call
9.) We've slept together
10.) You just think I'm hot