latchkey killers are a group of former latchkey kids whos lack of supervision as children has left them with an uncontrolable urge to kill as adults. we in no way condone killing. we provide emotional support to help our members avoid killing. however, if a member cannot control the ugre, we will help them find a person worthy of a brutal death. in the event that a member does kill and get caught we will be prepared to raise funds for that members legal defense, but don't expect the dream team folks. killing is bad, but we're not bad people. we are just products of our enviroment. please don't judge us, unless your a judge and it's your job to judge us, cuz we're killers. have killer day!