It's about fucking time the Denim Demons of ASS-tin, Texas on Myspace got their own fucking group! Wanna join? Here are the NON-NEGOTIABLE requirements: 1) you must love Turbonegro (the Turbo-curious are welcome as long as they're willing to be indoctrinated, by force if necessary); 2) you must be either a current or prospective Turbojugend member (any chapter welcome); 3) you must own at least one pair of jeans and a denim jacket; 4) YOU MUST FUCKIN' INTERACT! Got it, ass tractors?