"I was playing PUNCHOUT the other day and Mike Tyson was beating the holy fuck outta my punk ass! He told me to call up the Nintendo Fun Club, so whats the fuckin' deal?!?" If this sounds like you, then you've come to the right place. Cleaned maple syrup off your old copy of Super Mario Brothers and cant remember how to do the level 9 warp in level 1 - 2? WE GOT YOUR BACK FOR REAL! Just ran out of some thrift store witth an old copy of Contra in your hoodie and really need to know that infintite ammo/infinite lives code? YO DUNNY, WE GOT DAT! Smacked a crackhead and all he had was a NES so busted that you have to get a porn star to blow down the cartrage slot for 3 hours? WE CAN GET YOU TO WORK RIGHT NOW SON! WE REP HARD FOR THE GANGSTA 8-BIT REAGANOMICS ERA. And stay the fuck outta here with that gameboy shit, thats for herbs anyways. "Nintendo Fun Club: Stronger than Mike Tyson"