We're the Heys of America! Hey (hA): person, primarially female, occasionally male, who is to be found extremely attractive by the opposite sex. Those found to be attractive both mentally and physically are known as Super Hey. In no way, shape, or form; nor at any time, in any demension, nor at any sub-matter are they to be seen as Psh or Pshable. If for any reason they are, they are instantly branded as Unheyable and will no longer be heyed or considered hey. If this describes you, you're in!