Have you:
Ever been wasted at a party by the river? Ever been wasted at a party by A-Mountain? Ever been wasted at a party in D.A.? Ever been wasted in J-town, or Wazoo? Ever been wasted at Anthony Exit 0? Ever been wasted at a party off of Snow Road? Ever been wasted at a party in Telshor? Ever been wasted while skating the banks? Ever been wasted at a concert at the Pit? Ever been wasted at a party by Burn Lake? Ever been wasted at a party at the Compound?

Then you are a Las Cruces Burnout my friend. Feel free to join the club.