When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.

Feasting on the flesh of the living, we have one goal and one goal only...the complete and total destruction of all humanity. Together, we shall cleanse this pitiful earth of the disease and decay known as mankind. Join us, as we drink the blood of the living and feast on the internal organs of those who are foolish enough to fight against us...

Please note: you do not have to be currently deceased to join the Army of the Undead, but merely pledge your soul to the cause. Your corpse will be reanimated upon death and you will join the ranks of the undead. We have good benefits, too. Full medical and dental. Check out our competitive healthcare packages...