Pitzer must usurp the reins of power in America. Join us in our quest for world domination.

Too long have the Ivy League Skull and Bones elitists dictated the course of this nation. It is time for us to usher in a new era of progress and topple the corrupt system that has been parasitically eating away at this land and at the minds of its denizens. No more!

For life, for liberty, and for revolution!