thats right... Bitches get stitches.


no we dont beat up people... we're rather peacefel, actually.

we knit, crochet, embroider, and sew.

mhm. thats right.

crafty is our middle name and we're not afraid to use our knitting needles in our self defense.





fuck with us and we will learn new stitches/embroidery designs/crochet patterns and take you down.






so message us if you think you got what it takes to be in this martha stuwart craze of a group.





thats right.


be afraid.


martha stewart, WHAT!?!