We are the fancy elitists, a group of glamorous, classy people who know the clear difference between fancy and not fancy.



Pearls are fancy. Diamonds are fancy. Fur is fancy. Fine wine is fancy. Expensive champagne is fancy. Yachts are fancy. Snubbing some people and rubbing elbows with others is fancy.



Batteries are not fancy. Milk is not fancy. Reebok tennis shoes are not fancy. Industrial size jars of mayo from Cosco are not fancy. Getting shitfaced and throwing up on yourself or others is not fancy.



We’re high society, toasting the high life with crystal goblets. We don’t walk, we glide. We don’t talk, we lie.



We’re fancy, are you…?



Disclaimer: Must be 21 and older to join the fancy elitists. This group is not for sixteen year old girls in Wisconsin. All of you shall be declined, so please save yourself the heartbreak and find a more suitable group to join.