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do you remember:


the sexy party in east nashville (aug.2003)? that shit was real nice. and LOOKED so amazing!!


the costume/funk party on 18th (2003)? that shit got busted but with style.by that i mean, bubbles and tiki torches and plenty of cops toward the end.


the 80s prom party at Hair of the Dog? 2004 was fucking hopping then. i mean if you werent there, someone you know probably was and it was absolutely fabulous. we all looked spectacular and DJ Coolout played good tunes--not great tunes, mind you, but it was good background music to the dancing, prancing, mayhem and fun!!


the halloween party on 18th (2004)? well, you should remember it, you savages, you tore the damn sink off the wall, you wrecked the hardwood floor, you almost fell through the balcony, you were fucking in my backyard AND in my attic, and you broke the toilet. i mean WTF? haha, just joking!! i loved it!! we should have more parties!! (just not so much at my place only).


the tuesday night keg party (2005)? the kegstands for freedom really amped up a night that ended in complete mayhem and trashing the place in a fun but ferocious manner. the fucking video is hilarious. i mean, who dosnt love the mascots that show up to party?


the costume party on 14th (2005)? well, you dont have to remember it, because the rage was there in all their contrived fun and we turned it out- well, we actually tore more things DOWN- in reference to the ceiling tiles that constantly kept falling one after another and the damn toilet got fucked but hey we had two kegs and that's all that matters right?

the after-party on 14th (2005)? yeah, well party cannon and prom night fucking destroyed hair of the dog as they held our keg's tap ransom until the end of show, which featured broken mics and flying mic stands? too many fucking freaks with bad ideas were there and this eventually carried over to the after-party which featured local radio punk djs making out in the corner, hidden kegs, aggro marine (fresh back from operation iraqi freedom! --like an asshole), and two glorious phases of couch-burning mayhem, including fun plank-walking, air-guitaring, and campfire atmospheres catalized by drugs.