Welcome everybody. This is the group for people who really do go to the bathroom. And by that I mean that a lot of people walk in the bathroom and pretend to go, even though they don't. We actually produce excrement, and we flush it. Or we don't flush it, because we are proud.

Though its generally considered a private thing, it seems a great way to meet people who have something in common. I hope we can all take this moment to appreciate the human condition, and to make sense of our lives every day. Here, we come together, as we are one. One with the universe, and the ground, through our bowels and paper towels.

Amen.
Welcome aboard,
Lance Rotixñizo