The following things are wrong with Bellingham: The looting of Happy Valley and West Sehome, When in doubt build another bridge, Recycling doesn't work except cans, No all-ages venue, I have trouble sticking to personal goals, Imperialism destroys native community, 3B has hard A, College students are totally English, David Syre killed downtown and now Bellingham has NO FUNCTIONAL ESCALATORS, No East Arboretum Liberation Front exists, Imminent Tourism, WWU campus looks increasingly like a Star Trek: Voyager matte painting, There's no Radio Free BellingNet, Intellectual Property laws destroy creative initiative, It's really hard to get out of bed in the morning sometimes, Nuclear is safer than Coal, The Barkley Village Corporation, The desecration of Jim Henson and AA Milne, Kids don’t dance at shows, Viacom is creative vaccuum designed by Republicans to marginalize riot grrrl culture, and my beloved Star Trek, what have they done to you?




















WE BUILT THIS CITY WE BUILT THIS CITY ON HIPPIES ONLY.