From the Capital City of the State Where Nothing Is Allowed, in Gumption County, a place where all Sensitive, Caring, Urban Males (SCUM) and CI Girls can cozy up to the bar with a Great Living American in the back room of The Knack Hardware Store and Lounge, lay down their weeks collection from the Common Surface Savings and Loan, suck down a cold frosty one - or maybe a Lousy Cup-o-Coffee - and share stories about the C.P., the recent winning streak of the Gumption County Wrenches (H.S.) or how the Fighting Stogies (University of G.L.) routed Diversityville, the latest addition to the Crisis Center, how you got around the 50-50-90 Rule, the last time you "Went In", how your renovation of the U.S.S. Common Sense is coming along, or the upcoming Garage Door Opener. But please - don't forget to wear your cologne (WD40), and tip your wait staff. Oh, and leave the SPEC at home - no need to Make A Move here.





And don't forget to bring a bone for Two Cycle. Poor thing- he hasn't been the same, ever since he lost that leg and it was replaced with a wheel...









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