Note to Travolta fans: Please do not waste your time contacting me, whether it be to convince me that Travolta is awesome or to criticize my horrid face. I will report you to the MySpace abuse team.

Citizens Against John Travolta is an action group, started by me, Meagan. I felt it was necessary for like-minded individuals to get together and discuss the detrimental effects John Travolta has had on the entertainment industry, as well as our personal lives and even the American economy. Furthermore, I find his face region to be creepy and molestery. The following are reasons why I am Against John Travolta (it should be noted that this list is not meant to be definitive, and members of Citizens Against John Travolta are encouraged to post other insights regarding Mr. Travolta's unlikeability):
-Battlefield Earth
-Scientology
-He owns the only privately-owned 707 in America. How is this possible?
-His freakish jaw
-Face/Off. Get it? They face off, as in fight, and then...they literally take their faces off!! This is going to be goooood.
-The speech he gave at Oprah's 50th birthday party ("I think you're the greatest person ever born.")
-Grease. Yeah, Grease. That movie is not good. For the love of Christ, stop singing "Summer Lovin'" at karaoke every weekend.
-His subsequent appearance on Oprah to promote Ladder 49, in which he cried like a little girl for 75% of the program
-Ladder 49
-His character's name in The Thin Red Line was "Brigadier General Quintard." What kind of man agrees to portray a character named "Quintard"?
-The Punisher
-Swordfish
-His own birthday party, held in Mexico and shown in part on Oprah, had an irritating "plane" theme. Frankly, I consider John Travolta's love of aviation beyond disturbing.
-Michael
-Phenomenon
-"Slow Dancing (Feels So Good)"
-The Look Who's Talking franchise
-His favorite film is Yankee Doodle Dandy, for fuck's sakes.
-His trademark cleft chin. What an asshole.

Members of this group are discouraged from engaging in any debate with fans of John Travolta apropos his abilities as an actor or his contributions to cinema. We will stand strongly in offense of his career specifically, and his existence in general.

Here is an example of what you may face:
"But, dude. Pulp Fiction is like, the best movie ever."
Simply reply, "Was it a good movie because of John Travolta's electrifying screen presence? No. Could Pulp Fiction's excellence possibly be attributed to Tarantino's unique filming style, and the impressive work of Ving Rhames and Samuel L. Jackson, neither of whom have molestery faces? More likely."
That should be the end of the "debate."

Thank you for joining me in my quest! I look forward to sharing thoughts and ideas with all of you!