This group is for those who've deicded that it's against their best interest to continue their lives living like promiscuous rodents. There's nothing wonderful about sex. It's the act of two people flopping up and down upon one another...exchanging vile and often infected bodily fluid on eachother's genital regions..Smelling the nasty smells that halitosis entails, and pretending to love eachother after the brief 30 second marathon.





If you agree, this club is for you. Anyone who is found to be having sex will be automatically removed from the group and I will monitor this along with my partner in crime, Brittany, VERY closely. So don't fuck around, HOSS.