Since 1925, few humans with penises have been able to say they graduated from Cathedral High School (El Paso, Tx) A school built by God Himself... with funding coming straight from the Vatican . Pope John Paul II once said, "If there is one thing I wish I could have done in my life, it would have been to have graduated from Cathedral High School..." Once graduated, the distinguished, honorable, handsome, intelligent, hung, savvy, wise, charitible men take the world by it's balls and say... "Listen up bitch... I'm here now, and I'll be here for awhile... So get me another beer."

-H.V. Class of '04