original artwork byJoe Griffin ©2004.

Tired of goths all up in your business saying that swirly shit is where it's at?

That a discernable drum pattern is anathema?

That your goth card is going to be revoked if you don't start worshipping Rozz Williams or Ian Curtis right freakin' now?

Do you occasionally like a little light or color to go with your black?

Can you count to four? CAN YOU ACTUALLY DANCE?

Do you love the Sisters, but feel like you're going to throw up if they play "this corrosion" one more goddamned time?

Does Haujobb or Combichrist give you cold chills?

Can you appreciate music on technical and expressive merits, regardless of classification?

Do you belive that hybrid strength is the key to successful evolution?

Do you accept cultural identity and reject stereotypes?

If you said "yes" to any of the above, we probably like you already. If we think you're cool, you're in.