Have you ever...

Fucked so loud that your neighbors complained?

Gotten in a fist fight 3 blocks from your house at 1pm on Saturday afternoon?

Passed out across the street from your house in the road using the curb as a pillow?

You're probably from the HILL!!!

Join the Murray Hill Mafia!!!

A Collective of degenerates that live in the Hill. Outsiders will be accepted based on time spent drinking at the Edgewood dives, knowing Mafia members, and general coolness points. No necks or crakheads. must have 90% of teeth to be eligible for membership.