"The Jersey girl...a love of an unpretentious good time, and a certain sense of style. Jersey girls are about attitude. They're about eating pizza, drinking beer, having great hair - and enjoying it all...She's got a mouth on her. She says what she means. And she's got a nice, cheerful laugh...Bottom line, all of them are sexy as hell." - The Star Ledger


I am from New Jersey because...I curse...a lot. I say "yo" and "dude", and I say it often. I sure as HELL don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and i know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off at the parkway. I can navigate a circle...with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner (R.I.P. Prince Diner Burlington, NJ)--preferably with cheese fries. Two words, "mother fucker". I don't go down to the shore, i go the the boardwalk. Yes, i drink coffee. I know that 65 mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from fucking Jersey, and damn fuckin' proud of it.


Who's fuckin' proud to be from Jersey??

Boston girls are pretty
New York girls are smart
But it takes a Jersey girl
To win a fella's heart

Florida girls are tan
Vegas girls are hoes
But when you want the best looking girl
JERSEY is where you gotta go

Cali girls are wild
Texas girls are fun
But Jersey girls?
Come on, they're number 1

Girls will be girls
North, east, south or west
But fuckin Jersey girls
Always rate the best

To any man who reads this
And truly wants to know
If you have a Jersey girl
You should never let her go

I'm from New Jersey.

I curse in every sentence.

I sure as hell don't pump my own gas.

I know what real pizza tastes like & probably hate the pizza from your favorite pizza place.

All good mornings begin with a bagel, all good nights end at a diner - preferably w/ cheese fries and of coarse all good parties end with a fight.

It's a SUB, not a grinder, a hero, or worse, a hoagie. what the hell is a grinder dammit?. It's taylor ham, not pork roll or canadian bacon.

I go down the shore, not to the beach.

Jersey girls are the best girls, and Jersey guys are said to be the best as well

I can spend countless hours on the boardwalk doing absolutely nothing...and still have fun

My second and third homes are the malls and dunkin donuts parking lots. yea...and Rita's Italian Ice too

I see real guidos every day.

I may say some words with an accent, but at least I don't say "ya'll"

I judge people by what exit they are off the parkway.

I know 65mph really means 80.

my road rage is outta control, so don't piss me off!

i WILL blast Bon Jovi, or Springstein while driving, so if I'm outta state, and ur not used to it, GET USED TO IT! IT'S A JERSEY THING!

When I cut someone off, I get the horn and the finger & expect it.

I'm from New Jersey and I love it cause we do it fucking best.

I'm from new jersey

i dont right in pretty little columns like california

if i mess up spelling who the fuck cares

we curse alot...not cuss...who the hell says cuss?

i say "fuckin" "shore" and "wata" (water) and LOVE IT

yea its 65...but if you go that slow ur gonna get run the fuck over

if you cut me off, youre getting the horn and the finger...and you WILL be ok with it

our governor was gay, so beat that bitches

only WE say were from dirty jerz, cause it stay's dirty all day long


I to have been to "the city" (if your from around here its the city/ nyc) if you call it the big apple you look and sound like a big ass

we were one of the original 13, too bad california isnt

Summers are really hot, and winters really cold. That's the way it is over here in nj, too. your not so special

who cares where those tv show are made? yours all suck anyway

cali's got the best beaches? those Laguna Beach fags need to come down here and get fucking jumped at Seaside

camden will kick comptons ass anyday

Frank Sinatra...Bruce Springsteen...Jack Nicholson...Bon Jovi...Joe Buddens...all from jersey...NOT cali

only bennies say "going to the beach" so fuck off "dude", stop being so "gnarly"

we say pie and get a large pizza

we get REAL ITALIAN FOOD..not that fake shit they got in cali

we have WAWA.....and its awsome

PORKROLL. enough said.

who the hell eats clam chowder outta a bread bowl no less?..do i even need to comment on that??

as for tv shows..can we say SOPRANOS??????

Morris County is the third richest in the country...and we dont need a bunch of shows on MTV to prove it

CALIFORNIA DON'T GOT SHIT ON JERSEY!