South Woodham Ferrers...invented in 1986...Population - 67...the supermarket dominated hamlet in Essex famous for....sausage throwing, escaping vultures....and errr....something else i'm sure! (answers on a postcard please)
This group is open to residents old and new, and to all people who know/recognise anything from the following list; The Oakland, Town Crier, Radar Hill, Capricorn Video, Izzy's Ruchita, Doctor Cormack, Mister Gees, Colin the No.1 Doorman, Church Wall Chavs, One Stop, Mamozins, The 7:37 Train To Liverpool Street, Hegman, P.B.Hales (Homophobic Resident), Steves Garage, Terry The Shrimper, John Tinker Trolley Dolly Extraordinaire, Inchbonnie Road, Hippy'N'Magic, Howard Carter, Mr. Happy, The Curlew Sunday Quiz, Simon & Garth's Uncle, Hamberts Road, Giddle The Sock Puppet, SWF Scooter Club, The Bandstand, Saltcoats, Reading The FOCUS, Videoteque, Matthew 'The Legend' Lewis, and Flying Sausages!!! That's Numberwang!

FRIDAY 8th JUNE!
The John Tinker leaving do...at the TOWN CRIER @ 8:00pm
Be There!
Woodhamers Links!!!
THE S.W.F. COUNCIL WEBSITE - This site is good for Woodham links
THE TRINITY SQUARE MASSIVE - For those who have an opinion on the infamous Church Wall!
SWANS - Woodhams Original Metal/Indie/Punk Night (Now in exile in Wickford)
KNOWHERE - A no-holds-barred look at SWF
GREENWOOD SURGERY - Home Of The Legendary Dr. Cormack!
onion:wrath:productions - See For Yourself!
MR. HAPPY - Resident Local Entertainer/Nutcase!
CHETWOODERS - A group for former Chetwood pupils
WILLY DE LEAVERS GROUP - "Friends Reunited without paying £7.50!"