Hey listen up Screw Heads!!!!!!
I don't know if you've noticed but there is alot of wierd crap out there. Bigfoot sighting, UFO's, Lizardmen in the sewers, and the usual assortment of zombies, were-creatures, and vampires. You know what it all points to kids the end of the fucking world. So of course no one believes me. But, I'm looking for some tough mothers who can survive it. So if you meet a few of these requirements then you could be an A.S.S man or woman
1. Be a Hot Babe
2.Know how to shot a gun
3. Know how to use a chainsaw
4. Know lots of monster movies
5. Know how to Mcguyver a bomb
6 Know some one liners
7. Be recklessly violent
8. Have no fear well some fear just don't show it
9. Know how to drive a car while a Zombie is trying to bite you from the back seat
10.know the words to a least one southern rock song