We feel the need to express our large egos even more by publicly proclaiming that we as trumpet players, are the hottest. No point in disagreeing with the complete and total truth, because we will hunt you down and use our pep band trumpets to bash your head.

As a side note... pictures submitted to the group must be of trumpets. An individual on field/stage performance in full regalia (suspenders, tuxedos, suits, etc.) is acceptable as long as it looks generic, as in you can't really tell; it could be any trumpet player in the USA.