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pimpin pimpin pimpin
ladies and gentlemen can we have all the real pimps...
please put both of your pinky fingers high in the air
now ladies look around with me, lets see if we can weed some of these bitches out, cause there is no way that all these bitches could be pimpin
if you happen to see someone wit two sweat patches up under his arms, look like hes been swimmin in shoulder height water, please tell that bitch, put your hands down
if you smell like you been at work all day and in your car, please put your hands down
now look up at the pinky fingers that are still in the air...
if you see him ashy around the knuckles, like he washed half of his hands and lotioned three quarters of his body, please say put yo hands down
if your spinnin rims spin counter clockwise, you are not pimpin
if you are dancin on the dancefloor and you look to your left and your right and you do not see a woman in sight, guess what you guessed it... you are not pimpin
if your vodka and cranberry is really really dark like blood, thats because you didnt order vodka buddy, thats why its three dollars a glass, put your hands down
now look down, i need everybody to pull up your pant leg one time ok... if you see anyone with white socks NOT PIMPIN!
sorry unless you tryna do the Beat It entorauge, if your shoes have a buckle on them... your not pimpin
for all of you that are still here...we pimpin baby!!
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