» I am gathering the beautiful, but mostly the absolute unique of people that MySpace has to offer.

WHY THIS GROUP EXISTS: I bore of the average MySpacers giving everyone with a working heartbeat admiring comments and poems of their beauty.

I tire of the beautiful groups of MySpace, that allow ANYONE that requests invites. Does the word SCREENING mean anything to you?

Above all, this group exists to prove how much better my taste is than yours and to make you feel like shit when having to compare the good looks that you thought you possessed, versus those who have pimples prettier than you in your best outfit.

» Here's your chance to get a little background on those people who you think you look like.

OUR MEMBERS: We cover a broad range from male to female, blonde to bald, gay to straight, bisexual to transexual... they're here (oh, my)!

If one was not enough, even a pair of twins has joined our ranks.

Would you also believe that some of our members are actually intelligent, deep, creative and witty? As if you didn't feel bad enough about yourself at this point.

INVITE REQUESTS: I get constant invite requests for this group and out of every single one, I haven't even chosen one person.

JOINING OUR GROUP: Try looking at the pics of our members and answer these two questions:

» Do they look 10,000,000 times better than you?
» Are their eyebrows more interesting than your entire body?

If so, then please do not embarass yourself by requesting admission. Thank you.