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FILIPINOS aren't good, we are the best
FILIPINOS aren't cute, we are sooooo fuckin BANGIN!!!
FILIPINOS don't just kiss, we make up
FILIPINOS don't play, we fuck shit up
FILIPINOS don't relax, we chill
FILIPINOS don't dance, we grind
FILIPINOS don’t talk bad, we talk dirty
FILIPINOS lips aren't just hot, they're lips u wish u could kiss
FILIPINOS don’t just do it, we do it best
FILIPINOS are the people you could ALWAYS trust
FILIPINOS aren't nice, we are sweet
FILIPINOS aren't just friends, we are lovers
FILIPINOS aren't cool, we are awesome
FILIPINOS are sexy…
FILIPINOSS we're blessed when we're born and we’re proud to tell everybody that we are 100%FILIPINOS
FILIPINOS are……there are not enough words that could explain how we FILIPINOS are….
People envy us cus they kno we r better!!!!
No nationality is more BANGIN then FILIPINOS!!!!!!!!
N EVERYBODY LOVES US CUZ WE’RE UNIQUE N DA BEST THERE COULD BE!!!!!!
!!!!! WE ARE FILIPINOS N SO FUCKIN PROUD OF IT !!!!!
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You're a Flip if...
Your middle name is your mother's maiden name.
Your parents call each other "Mommy" and "Daddy."
You have uncles and aunts named "Boy," "Girlie," or "Baby."
You have relatives whose nicknames consist of repeated syllables like "Jun-Jun," "Ling-Ling," and "Mon-Mon."
You call the parents of your friends and your own parents' friends "Tito" and "Tita."
You have four or five names.
You greet your elders by touching their hands to your forehead.
You always kiss your relatives on the cheek whenever you enter or leave the room.
You follow your parents' house rules even if you are over 18.
You live with your parents until and at times even after you're married.
You decorate your dining room wall with a picture of the "Last Supper."
You keep your furniture wrapped in plastic or covered with blankets.
You have a Sto. Nino shrine in your living room.
You have a piano that no one plays.
You keep a tabo in your bathroom.
You use Vicks Vapor rub as an insect repellant.
You eat with your hands. .
You eat more than three times a day.
You think a meal is not a meal without rice.
You think sandwiches are snacks, not meals.
Your dining table has a merry-go-round (lazy Susan) in the
middle.
You bring baon to work everyday.
Your pantry is never without Spam, Vienna sausage, corned beef, and sardines.
You love to eat daing or tuyo.
You prop up one knee while eating.
You eat your meal with patis, toyo, suka, banana catsup, or bagoong.
Your tablecloths are stained with toyo circles.
You love sticky desserts and salty snacks.
You eat fried Spam and hot dogs with rice.
You love "dirty" ice cream.
You love to eat, yet often manage to stay slim.
You put hot dogs in your spaghetti.
Everything you eat is sauted in garlic, onion, and tomatoes.
You order a "soft drink" instead of soda.
You hang a rosary on your car's rear view mirror.
You get together with family at a cemetery on All Saint's Day to eat, drink, and tell stories by your loved ones' graves.
You play cards or mahjong and drink beer at funeral wakes.
You think Christmas season begins in October and ends in January.
Your second piece of luggage is a balikbayan box.
You've mastered the art of packing a suitcase to double capacity.
You collect items from airlines, hotels, and restaurants as "souvenirs."
You feel obligated to give pasalubong to all your friends and relatives each time you return from a trip.
You use paper foot outlines when buying shoes for friends and relatives.
You're a fashion victim.
You can convey 30 messages with your facial expression.
You hold your palms together in front of you and say "excuse, excuse" when you pass in between people or in front of the TV.
You ask for the bill at a restaurant by making a rectangle in the air.
You cover your mouth when you laugh.
You respond to a "Hoy!" or a "Pssst!" in a crowd.
You'll answer "Malapit lang!"--no matter the distance--when asked how far away a place is located.
Goldilocks is more than a fairy tale character to you.
You refer to power interruptions as "brownouts."
You love to use the following acronyms: CR for comfort room, DI for dance instructor, DOM for dirty old man, TNT for tago nang tago, KJ for kill joy, KSP for kulang sa pansin, OA for over-acting, TL for true love, BF for boyfriend and GF for girlfriend.
You say "rubber shoes" instead of sneakers, "ball pen" instead of pen, "stockings" instead of pantyhose, "pampers" instead of diapers, "ref" or "prijider" instead of refrigerator, "Colgate" instead of toothpaste, "canteen" instead of cafeteria, and "open" or "close" instead of turn on or turn off (as in the lights).
You use an umbrella for shade on hot summer days.
You like everything imported or "state-side."
You love ballroom dancing, bowling, pusoy, mah jong, billiards, and karaoke.
You have a relative who is a nurse.
When you're in a restaurant, you wipe your plate and utensils before using them.
You can squeeze 15 passengers into your five seater car without a second thought.
You wave a pom-pom on a stick around the food to keep the flies away.
You always ring a doorbell twice, assuming that the first ring was not heard.
You let the phone ring twice before answering, lest you appear overly eager.
You use a rock to scrub yourself in the bath or shower.
* You want to be a (famous) dancer, a singer, or an actor/actress, even though you have a day job as a nurse, a security guard, or an accountant.
* You want to be a (famous) dancer, a singer, or an actor/actress, but end up posing for Playboy at the age of nineteen instead.
* Your nickname has a funny sounding repetitive rhyme like: Lot-lot, Ton-ton, Not-not, Den-den, Beng-beng, Lala, Don-don, Jun-jun, Bobot, Cacai.
* You have a father or elderly uncle or Grandfather named Boy.
* You have been to a restaurant called Goldilocks.
* Your mother, aunt or grandmother is called Baby.
* You have at least one cousin named Bong.
* You have a conversation that would normally take 3 hours in english, take just 5 minutes in Tagalog.
* Your dog is called Bantay and your cat is called Muning.
* Any person you meet that speaks your dialect is a relative.
* You communicate and understand each other without sounding any words except movement of the eyes and some unique gestures.
* You point at things not with your fingers but with your lips.
* Everything in your house - the furniture, the mattresses, even the carpet - is covered in plastic.
* You think that all white people are Americans.
* You generally refer to all toothpastes as Colgate, picture-taking as Kodak-an.
* You only use your mobile phone for text messaging and never for talking.
* You own at least one mobile phone of rival networks.
* You have never heard of landline telephones.
* You say maybe when you mean yes or no.
* You call parts of chicken as Betamax, Adidas, IUD, etc.
* You turn on the television to entertain visitors.
* A member of your family back home is a politician or a movie star.
* You're are deadly afraid of black people.
* You use balikbayan boxes on a regular basis.
* You live in Daly City.
* You watch too much basketball.
* You're often accused by other Asian groups of "acting white".
* You are the only Asian married to a white person.
* People think you're Mexican because of you're surname and your Catholic religion.
* You are the only Asian that reads the Bible.
* You are the only Asian married to a Mexican person.
* Every food to you is a "finger food".
* You save grocery bags from Albertson's.
* You own at least 5 pairs of slippers.
* You have a Jesus statue in your home/place of shelter.
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