No, Tom is not going to delete you if you don't pass this on.

No, your shitty love life will not be improved or ruined by whether you send this dumb group email to all your buddies

No, you won't have bad luck for a billion years if you don't say whether you prefer Justin Trousersnake or Peter Andre

This is a group for people who are intelligent enough to realise that chain messages are ruining Myspace!!

PS: if you do not join this group you will have bad sex for the next 10 years