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Cosmo is a goofy loveable fairy in The Fairly Oddparents. He's been married to Wanda for several thousand years, much to the dismay of his controlling Mama Cosma. Cosmo & Wanda are currently assigned to a ten year old boy named Timmy Turner and happily grant all of his wild and silly wishes. In fact, Cosmo is usually the one to suggest the worst ones. Let's just say he's never been accused of being a genius.

Quotes:
Cosmo: The good news is I named my nickel Phillip!
Alien: What's the bad news?
Cosmo: It's a girl nickel!

Cosmo: Nothing! I can't be implying anything! I don't even know what imply means! Or do I?

Waiter: Are you Cosmo?
Cosmo: That's what it says on my undies, and they've never lied to me before!

Wanda: Two wrongs don't make a right.
Cosmo: But three rights make a left, and now it's time for the show! (sings) La cucaracha, la cucaracha.. enchilada blah blah blah, la cucaracha, la cucaracha, and a taco blah blah blah...

Cosmo: I'm swimming in my own toilet, and I like it!

Cosmo: It stays fresh because my head is vacuum sealed!

Cosmo: Has it been a million years already? My watch must have stopped.

Cosmo: Here, use my radioactive remote. You may lose your hair, but you'll never lose the remote. And that's my slogan!

Cosmo: Dibs on the dreamy teen singing sensation with the horrible voice!

Cosmo: I married the smart one!
Wanda: I married the... well, he's cute, right?

Cosmo: Well, she may not be perfect, but she's the one who said yes!

Cosmo: I guess his program had a few bugs in it! Ahaha ahaha... I'll be quiet now.

Cosmo: "We" can mean anything. We three, we the people, or my favorite: Weeeeeeeeeeeee!

Cosmo: (sings) Here I come! Mr. Fairy Universe!

Cosmo: You look like something the cat dragged in, ate, and then spit up. What? Too literal?

Cosmo: And we're not dust. Thank goodness. I was allergic to myself.

Cosmo: Hey, wanna play the not study game?
Timmy: How do you play?
Cosmo: (shoves all the books off the desk) You're already playing! Yay!

Wanda: What flammable...
Cosmo: (buzzes in) Pudding!


Cosmo: Look at me, I'm a tasty nacho! With third degree burns!

Timmy: You guys don't do anything halfway, do you?
Cosmo: Nope. We're two halves of a whole idiot!

Cosmo: I'm knowledge intolerant.

Cosmo: You know the old saying: when in Rome, let them eat cake.

Mr. Crocker: May I offer you a chair?
Cosmo: Certainly! May I offer you a fish?

Cosmo: (singing) I love the species that throws their own feces!

Cosmo: The top soil makes it crunchy on the outside and chewy on the inside!

Cosmo: Apparently the other thing I'm chock full of is not knowing things.

Cosmo: What's not to get, the silly teeth part or the not having the ball part? What? I'm not agreeing with him, I'm just saying it's pretty straightforward.

Cosmo: Two words - mouth wash.
Wanda: That's only one word.
Cosmo: Then I'll say it twice. Mouthwash mouthwash!

Wanda: And don't make him relive Super Toilet.
Cosmo: It took the plunger, the whole plunger! (sucks his thumb)

Cosmo: Nothing bad ever happens at school. (shudders) Except for learning!

Cosmo: I learned that shouting helps you remember things. I LIKE PIE!


Facts:
* Cosmo was a fairy scout, although not a very good one.
* Cosmo had a dream in his youth to be a watercolor artist.
* Cosmo was the worst shot at the Fairy Academy.
* Cosmo told his mother he was going to get milk when he ran away to marry Wanda.
* Cosmo had an idea on Wednesday, March 22nd.
* Cosmo sank Atlantis nine times.