You have refined life to its essentials, you are both america's last pioneers and cowboys, as well as cutting edge, all with zero effort. still you get no respect, and you are too lazy to regulate. Although when it is time to let loose the flame, you represent. It will all work out, we here at Hobos Anonymous feel you homie.

you have gone weeks wearing the same clothes

you have gone days without eating

threats have been made at all of your jobs to be fired because you have never shown up on time, first day to last

you dont answer stupid questions

you haven't read this far because you are too lazy

...and i'm spent...

recruit people into this group, laziness in the easiest path to peace and simplicity