This is for lazy people everywhere. For all of you who hate going to work, going to school, doing chores, doing work and would just rather sit around all day - maybe hang out with friends, maybe just sleep in until 2:00. This is for all the people who would rather do nothing than anything at all - for all you procrastinators out there, all you slackers, half-assers, skippers, hookey-players. All of you who find ways around doing things the hard way, who pin off your work on other people, all of you.

Remember: Hard work will pay off in the future, laziness pays off now! Work smart, not hard. Talent always beats hard work. If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards. Procrastination is only the act of resting before you get tired.