Heres to those students and alumni who know how to get hammered, smashed, crunked, plastered, and just plain silly.
No matter how we're drinking, were true champions and we always booze the hardest. No matter what your game of choice is Beer Pong, Flip Cup (Turbo Cups), Asshole, Kings, Focce, Suits, or the game your freind made up.
And forget about drikning ability, when it comes to Power Hours, Century Clubs, Keg Stands, Funneling or beer bonging we stand tall (then fall over).
Heres to us commuters with drinking problems.