Sir William of Bailey is, in short, a smegging genius. His unique style of often rodent-inspired humour and love of high-voltage rock has induced much interest and wonder amongst the elite. Therefore, myself and the Queen Of Cool Maryade, have created this appreciation club for your perusal.

'I used to buy my chips, from an oppressive chip chop regime.
The girl who worked there she seemed happy, but I knew it was not what it seemed.
"Do you want salt and vinegar?", is what they made her say,
But in the language of the ghetto, that means "Help! I'm a woman in chains."'

- A small extract from Bill's tribute to Billy Bragg.