You are obsessed with the Troika when:

1. You've taped every episode with Jonathan, Warren and Andrew in them.

2. You start watching Bond and Star Wars just so you know what the hell they're fighting about all the time.

3. You giggle every time they talk about Jonathan's magic bone.

4. You start using lines like "dude, don't be a geek!" and "hello! screen wipe, new scene!" on the regular basis.

5. You make a webpage... or 2... or 3... entirely dedicated to them.

6. You travel to other countries to meet them.

7. You have the sudden urge to invent a large gun powered by a single diamond.

8. You plan out a strategically detailed museum robbery to get the diamond for your new gun (even though you know you will never go through with it).

9. You turn everyone you know's clocks and watches faster to give the illusion you can speed up time like Warren.

10. You turn your basement recroom into a "lair".