This is a group for anyone who

a) has been stood up by Tom Lennon, star of Mtv's "The State," "Viva Variety," and "Reno 9/11."

b) has been impregnated by Tom Lennon

c) has been solicited by Tom Lennon

d) has solicited Tom Lennon

e) thinks Tom Lennon is perhaps the funniest man alive

f) (all of the above)