This group is for up and coming presidents, tyrants, military dictators, millionaire tycoons, and their friends.



We the people, of the Leaders Club, and all Neal affiliated parties, wish to elect Neal, President of the World!



What Neal says, goes. It's Neal's way, or the highway!

Neal will:

1. Legalize all drugs.

2. Legalize prostitution.

3. Legalize shit-talking. (Freedom of Speech)

4. Legalize places you can sleep if you have to, and cops can't say shit about it!

5. Make cars obsolete, cuz we'll ride 4-wheelers or ride Helicopters to get around all fast and shit, FUCK TRAFFIC! They always' tryna run me over on my Huffy. All this shit will run on non-polluting fuel, and we can finally be able to BREATHE. I already smoke enough weed and cigs, I don't need pollution either. I'm a fat boy! I could die really soon if this pollution shit keeps up.

6. Stop idolizing money! Money is about as legitimate as monopoly money. It has no REAL value, it's just pieces of papers with symbols on 'em. The Federal Reserve of the United States, does NOT back it's money up with gold or any other valuable resource, they make it out of NOTHING. That's why it inflates, and the evil fuckers up top are manipulating this shit to make money off of the common folk, so we work our asses off to survive. DOWN with the Man! DOWN with Big Brother! DOWN with the All-Seeing Eye! DOWN with God! DOWN with systems of control and manipulation! STAND UP, CUZ ... YOU GOTTA FIGHT ... FOR YOUR RIGHT... TO PARTTTAAAAAAAAY!! (Beastie Boys)

7. Make the judicial system involve lots less bullshit. They puttin niggaz and crackaz like me on probation for stupid shit. Aight, so I slap a bitch who's running off at the mouth? I stay in jail for 17 days, then I gotta pay $40 a month, and $25 a week to the probation officer for a WHOLE FUCKING YEAR?! Then we got motherfuckers who got money, like Michael Jackson, who was obviously doing some molesting ass shit on some boys, and he don't even get a slap on the wrist? We let motherfuckers like OJ get away? If you got MONEY (which is essentially a system of control), you can get away with anything.

8. Stop all these nonsense wars!

9. Civilizations change and go through revolutions. The United States will not last long, we've been around a little over 235+ years. Rome lasted longer, we've passed our peak, and I see our getting more and more strict, for you young kids, ask your parents what it was like in the 60's. It's steadily getting worse and worse, I see a revolution coming. Who will you select as your leader? I suggest you select NEAL for PRESIDENT!



To conclude, ELECT NEAL AS PRESIDENT IN 2052!!!

Answer with Yes/No votes, and offer any comments or criticisms as well. They will not be deleted by me, I believe in the Freedom of Speech!



First of all, there has to be some rules that show my power to the world. You must type in proper English. None of this abbreviated bullshit!



1. Type in proper English or you will die.



2. Check this group's posts daily or you will die.



3. Always respect you leader Neal or you will die.



Anyone who breaks these rules will be executed by my paramilitary wing that is waiting for the coming revolution. When will the revolution come? No one can say with any certainty. I can promise you only one thing, which is that when the day arises I will rise to power. Who will you support? If your answer is me, then you will be victorious!!! If you are called upon to give your life for the cause, than so be it. You will not die in vain.



If I am killed in a hail of gunfire, then the chain of command will be in act. I have secretly picked a civilian and military cabinet that will resume power in case of my absense. If you would like to have a position in my military or leadership cabinet, you must deem yourself worthy. I may need to call upon my loyal subjects in a time of war or instability. Will you be loyal? We will crush anyone who gets in our way.



Neal, the leader of the people. I will stand up for the weak, give to the poor, feed the hungry, heal the ill, and crush anyone who stands in the way of this group. ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY NEAL!!!!



Your future Comrade in Command,

your humble and loyally devoted servant,

Leader of Light,

Righter of Wrongs,

Director of Diligence,

Chaplain of Charity,

Soldier of Superiority,

Dictator of Dominance,

Neal!!!!

Chippy the Attack Gopher