"Let them throw cake"
Al-Qaeka (pronounced Al-Cake-a) actively seeks revenge on all things corporate, bourgeois, or bureauratic in nature, through the innovative use of gastronomic terrorism. We improve upon Ghandi's theory of non-violent resistance by subractiving its passivism and adding a dose of harmless ridiculousness. Think Satyagraha meets Dadaism meets baked goods meets baseball. If Marcel Duchamp and Ichiro tag-teamed Julia Child while participating in the Great Salt March (a hideous thought indeed!), Al-Qaeka would be their illegitimate love child. Join and commit yourself to the ever-growing cause of guerilla cheesecake warfare. Note: you will not be discriminated against based upon an alternate choice of sweet, baked weaponry. We are an equal opportunity terrorist organization. We do not promote the use of steroids.