The myth of Mossy Gams started with the misreading of a street sign in Lafayette, Louisiana during the immediate aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Following some quick word-association between your gracious moderator and her chauffeur, Mr. Jack Alton Kennedy III, the sometimes disturbing, ever-amusing personas of the hirsute Mossy Gams and her obese sister, Hammy Gams, took form...

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She's 40 years old and dresses and acts like she's 20. She tries to be best friends with the college students that work in her department. She has the mental maturity of a sorority girl and spreads rumors and trash talks anyone she can while being so nice to their faces.

She also likes to talk about her "boyfriends" which mostly consist of married men. She'll tell you stories about people you've never met yet she talks about them like they are celebrities and everyone should know who they are. If the conversation topic strays from her for even a second she gets a stern look on her face and completely dismisses the person who is talking.