MR. TACI'S OFFICE
Mr. Taci taught us about our insecurities and how to deal with them. Now, we're confident as ever.
With Mr. Taci's advice, our lives have been filled with joy and now we're gayer than ever.
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"How do I know I found the right one?"
"Is there an easier or more sufficient way to absorb all of this reading for my exam tomorrow?"
"Why does my left testical hang lower than my right one?"
"What's the difference between hard packed and soft packed cigarettes?"
"How do I know if I'm an alcoholic?"
"Does he/she like me or what should I do to win him/her over?"
"Is it peculiar that I'm afraid of my grandmother's cooking?"
For over 5 years, Mr. Taci has answered millions of questions and contributed in putting people's lives back on the right track. His technique and advice has helped spark prosperity and a content life for people all across the world.
*Note: For our non-speaking English folks, Mr. Taci speaks Italian, Spanish, Bosnian, Canadian and Puerto Rican as well.
"He has enabled me to think in a way I never thought I would be able to."
-Secretary of State, Donald Rumsfeld
"He gave me delightful reasons to live and he helped me cut down on alcohol until I was finally sober. He also told me that I should be thankful for being in one of the most inspiring musical groups of the century. "
-AJ McClean
"He's the reason why I make $37 million dollars a day."
-CEO and Founder of Microsoft, Bill Gates
"George Bush doesn't care about black people."
-Kayne West
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