GO SHOUT IT FROM THE THATCHED TOPS ......!! A NEW ORDER IS COMING!!!

MY ASSOCIATES AND I HAVE DECIDED TO SET UP A POLITICAL PARTY......THAT WILL STAND IN THE NEXT ELECTION DUE!!!...

NOW BEFORE YOU BEGIN TO MUSE AND JAPE AT THIS STATEMENT....TAKE HEED FOR IT IS AS SERIOUS AS THE ATOM BOMB IN 1945!! !!!.................................

NOW WHY WOULD I DREAM UP SUCH AN APPROXIMATION OF WILD DELUSIONAL YET EXTERALIZING IMAGINATIVENESS........WHY!!!!....WELL...................................

BECAUSE I FEEL THAT THERE IS A GAP IN THE POLITICAL SPHERE ,IF YOU WILL,FOR A BACK TO MORAL BASICS MANIFESTO....ALSO IT IS A RATHER GOOD IDEA!!!I HEARTILY BELIVE!!!

IF MR BLAIR CAN DO IT WHY THE DICKENS CANT I!!!

SO LET ME WELCOME YOU TO THE 'VOTE ME' PARTY!! !!!....

THESE SO FAR ARE MY POLITICAL AIMS.;........

1)BRING BACK THE HORSE AND CART!

2)BRING BACK THE GALLOWS!

3)BRING BACK FLOGGING ON SATURDAYS!

4)SHOPS SHALL SHUT ONCE AGAIN ON SUNDAYS ,SO ALL CAN ENJOY THIER LOCAL CRICKET ON THE GREEN!

5)PERSONS WHO REMAIN UNEMPLOYED FOR MORE THAN 3 MONTHS,THAT STILL EXPECT ANY FORM OF BENEFIT SHALL BE SENT AWAY TO FULFIL NATIONAL SERVICE ,UNTILL THEY PROVE THEIR WORTH AGAIN!!

6)ELOCUTION LESSONS WILL BE COMPULSORY AT SCHOOLS!!(GET THE BUGGERS WHEN THEY ARE YOUNG)

7)PERSONS WHO FIT UNDER THE RATHER DEROGATORY TERM OF 'CHAV'(ie'those beastly horrids)WILL HENCE FOURTH BE REGARDED WITH THE TERM 'MUTTON'......!!!

8)THE TRAM WILL ONCE AGAIN BE BACK IN ACTIVE SERVICE.

9)MEMBERS OF THE OLDER GENERATION WILL BE REGARDED AS NATIONAL FIGUREHEADS OF THE STATE,PENSIONS WILL BE GREATLY INCREASED...AND THE UPMOST RESPECT SHALL BE GIVEN TO THEM AT ALL TIME'S(PERSONS WHO DO NOT FOLLOW THIS EXAMPLE WILL BE MADE EXAMPLES OF(SEE POLICY NO 3)

10)EX SERVICE MEN OF THE SECOND WORLD WAR SHALL BE KNIGHTED......

11)PERSONS WHO WORK WITHIN THE PUBLIC SECTOR SHALL BE SENT TO ETIQUETTE CLASSE'S BEFORE BEING ALLOWED TO WORK ESPECIALLY BUS DRIVERS AND SHOP ASSITANTS!!

12)TRAFFIC WARDENS ARE AN EVIL NECESSITY BUT TO SOFTEN THE BLOW OF THESE TYRANTS ,THE STANDARD UNIFORM WILL RESEMBLE A 1920S MIME ARTIST

13)THE WEEKEND WILL GO ON UNTILL MONDAY....THUS MAKING SUNDAYS AFTER CRICKET(OR WHATEVER ELSE)MORE OF A JUBILANT AFFAIR...THIS WILL NOT AFFECT BANK HOLIDAY RIGHTS!!

14)MORE T.B.A

IF YOU WANT TO JOIN ...A LIFETIMES MEMBERSHIP STANDS AT ONE POUND STERLING....................YOU GET A FREE BADGE AS WELL !!HOORAH!! !!!
NOT RIGHT WING NOR LEFT WING JUST FUTURIST!!!!!!!!!!!