ZZ Top Goat is not a communist, he's not an jerk, he's just a small town goat who had big dreams. Big dreams of taking the world by storm by becoming one of the animal kingdom's biggest pimps. After enjoying a success in the solicitation market, he moved on to real estate, and even began to take an active role in the music scene. He has been known to tour with ZZ Top, AC/DC, and may more well known rock bands.

Born in Northern Idaho, this true all-American, 4 hooved hero has always been a goat about the people, and the other animals. Soon after his musical touring he began to take an interest in politics, politics not too well known by many humans, but nevertheless held in high regard amongst those who do. He is now a Don in the mafia of the Beast kingdom. You name it; Tigers, Jaguars, Lions, and even Bears all seek his counseling for matters that can not be handled otherwise. As for his human associates, all who uphold a faith in his abilities to effectively maintain a just, moral, standpoint in pimping, protection, and love will always be considered at high ranks amongst animals and humans alike. He established his embassy in Queens, NY shortly after witnessing the abuse of his fellow beasts in captivity in the "zoo". ZZ Top goat has invested millions in many animal currencies, but has had no luck. He now dedicates his life to justice, to humans and beast alike.

ZZ Top's right hoof man (Amaru) is responsible for his recent humanity interest and the founding of his embassy. By allowing ZZ Top goat's exposure to the masses via Myspace, and spoken word, he continues to amaze and will never cease to do so as long as his will to assist all those with faith in him is strong. ZZ Top goat is forever, and you all...Are forever his famiy. Minions, I salute you...