you ask us a question and we answer it, way better than abby or prudie or even dan.

ask a bitch is a semi-weekly (sometimes weekly) advice column that used to be written by two drunk girls, leslie and irene. leslie has stepped down from doing ask a bitch, but irene is continuing, although not alone. the extremely sassy steph is steppin' in to help, at least on a temporary basis. whether or not she'll become permanently bitchy has yet to be decided.

the questions we answer come from our loyal (and not-so) readers. we answer four questions per column, but we’ve been known to throw this rule to the wolves when we find a questions we’d really like to answer in length because we think they’re funny. which is sometimes.

to have your questions answered in a column, send them directly to irenie’s inbox or steph’s inbox and we’ll answer them, promise.

to have your questions answered by anyone who feels like chiming in with their two cents, feel free to post it here.

to feel more like irene or steph (it’s a good feeling, trust us), feel free to chime in with your two cents anywhere here.

cheers! the bitches