* Ninjas don't sweat.


* Bullets can't kill a ninja.


* Ninjas invented skateboarding


* Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.


* Ninjas never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.


* Ninjas can breath underwater anytime they want.


* Ninjas can change clothes in less than 1 second.


* Ninjas don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.


* Ninjas always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.


* Ninjas invented the internet.


* Ninjas don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.


* Ninjas always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.


* Ninjas don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.


* Ninjas can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.


* Ninjas have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.


* Ninjas lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.


* Ninjas swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.

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