Long story short . . .


To the kind of people who insist that Tom Cruise is "Like the greatest actor ever!". . . I don't even think I need to go into this very far. He's mediocre at best. In every role, no matter what it is, he's just Tom Cruise. He's always the same. Some of you might be thinking "But "The Last Samurai" was great!", and that's because Cruise's most emotional lines were delivered in Japanese, and so everyone in America thought, "Wow, that's amazing, bravo!" whereas the people of Japan are beating their heads against the wall screaming "Why Tom Cruise? Why? WHY Tom Cruise?!? He suck! He suck he suck he suck he suck . . . GAAAAH!"

(P.S: Last Samurai was a great movie in spite of him . . . Go Ken Watanabe.)