the ten commandments of heavy metal saturday:
1.thou shalt speaketh only of metal and metal related happenings while dwelling in this domain of metal.
2.thou shalt honor thine metal on saturday.
3.thou shalt not invite non-metal beings to this domain of metal.
4.thou shalt honor the black sabbath and keep it unholy.
5.thou shalt not murder unless it is done in the name of metal.
6.thou must own at least one metal record.
7.thou must maketh a weekly sacrifice to the gods of metal. virgins are good, family pets will do when thou can findeth not a virgin.
8.thou shalt not spread false metal. "nu-metal" and "yo-metal" are NOT metal and will not be tolerated within this metal domain. violators will be violated in the anus while listening to real metal.
9.thou shalt share metal information freely with your metal brothers and sisters. thou shalt provide metal company to any metal brother or sister who needeth someone to attendeth to a metal show with.
10.thou shalt spread the gospel of metal far and wide whenever possible. thus sayeth the lord of metal. amen.