If he owes you money then join. If he's slept at your house then join. If he's borrowed any music equipment from you then join. If you've bought him food then join. If you've ever skated or rode with him then join. If you know his mom then join. If you're an ex-boyfriend then join. If you've ever drank with him then join. If you've ever got high with him then join. If you've ever played music with him then join. If he's ever held an imaginary microphone to his mouth and screamed in front of you then join. If you've ever rode in his Monte Carlo SS then join. If you want to have sex with him then join. If he's tried to have sex with you then join.

If you know him from anything listed above then join but only as long as you explain how you know Mike.

Feel free to post reminders for Mike on the forum...for example if he owes you money. Or if there's a good show to go to. Or if you're his probation officer. Or if you're his mom (hi Mrs Feldman).