International Porn Star Nuts Day
Livermore, Califor-nia 1997
Who has the guts to shave their nuts?
No one volunteered
So we all agreed, November 15
We all show up with shearn nuts
Whose got the most fur?
Petesa or the Colonel Matthew Von Burink?

Whoa, man. Attenuate your Easter eggs

Commemorate, celebrate November 15
Porn Star Nuts Day

Whoa, dude. We’re going international

We shaved our nuts, we Nair’ed our nards
We tickled our taints and we sheared our scrots

“I’m Alex, I misinterpreted
Shaving my ‘nuts’
as shaving ‘everything, that’s between
my knees and my neck’
I shaved my sac, I shaved my pits
I tried to shave my ass-crack!”

Whoa boy. You bet that shit would itch!

“But I celebrated and commemorated November 15
Porn Star Nuts Day”

Like, whoa. We’re going international